HE WAS NEVER LIKED:
LOVES SCIENCE HATES MAGA:
CRYSTAL ENERGY:
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL:
Monday, May 20, 2024
The Volkswagen Beetle Was Originally Designed To Carry A Sub-Machine Gun
AN ALL TOO-FAMILIAR FEELING:
COULD/COULD NOT:
STILL FEELING THAT CRYSTAL ENERGY:
I DID NAZI THAT COMING:
SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE:
DIE GRAVITY DIE:
TOO HIGH:
BUT THE FANS SAID,...:
SAID LIKE IF HE WASN'T MAGA THIS WOULD BE OK:
I CAN SEE THE ATTRACTION:
MARRIAGE IS HARD:
GOD GETS PEOPLE INTO WEIRD SHIT:
EVERYONE GRIEVES DIFFERENTLY:
LOVE BOMBING:
RED BEANS AND RICE:
CRUISE SHIPS WERE DEPRESSING ALREADY:
REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAID THE INTERNET WOULD MAKE US SMARTER?
IT'S HILARIOUS YOU'RE BAFFLED:
THEY DON'T WORK AND "MORE RESEARCH" JUST KEEPS THE CULT ALIVE:
JESUS SPEAKS OFTEN ON CAMPUS:
BUT SHE GETS TO KEEP THE CATS:
BIG BALLS:
AND YOU LOOK STUPID:
I THOUGHT CRUISE SHIPS WERE ALREADY IMMORAL AND OFFENSIVE:
Dancing On People's Graves Have Replaced Raves As The Number One Pastime
WE'RE DOING GREAT:
THANKS FOR THE LATE CLARIFICATION, OLIVER:
IT WOULD NOT BE UNFAIR TO SAY THEY'RE BACON IN HELL:
PRETTY DOES NOT EQUAL SMART:
PRAYING THEY'LL STOP MOLESTING KIDS AND DOING GAY SHIT:
SECT CHILD NO MORE:
DISGUSTING PEOPLE:
CHILDREN'S CHEWABLES:
PEOPLE LOVE ACTING LIKE MOVIES ARE REAL:
JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE:
I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU WITH SOMEBODY ELSE'S DICK:
HE'S TIRED OF LISTENING TO HIMSELF SPEAK:
THINGS ARE BAD WHEN EVEN THE MEDIA DOESN'T KNOW ACUPUNCTURE IS FAKE:
BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS DIDDY LISTENS TO CANDACE OWENS:
FOCUSSING ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT:
NOW I RIDE THE BUS:
THIS IS HOW TRUTH-TELLING LEADS TO LIES:
STRETCHING:
YES, BUT THEN THEY'RE BAD JEWS AND BAD NAZIS:
IT DIDN'T WORK ON TRUMP EITHER - WITCHCRAFT DOESN'T WORK:
ROOSEVELT SAID THERE WAS NOTHING TO FEAR OVER 80 YEARS AGO:
THEY THINK THEY HAVE TO WRITE "EXTREME" ABOUT CULTISTS:
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